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Recipe Archive.
A poorly constructed website in which Julie is tortured with recipes until she can overthrow the capitalist hegemony and send me to a prison camp.
02: Spicy Clams in Wine Sauce
Time & Annoyance Score: 3/10
A delectable and oddly decadent play on Italian and Spanish clams, with enough red pepper to make those who enjoy a bit of spice happy. Done in 30m or less.
01: Pretentious Salmon Starter
Time & Annoyance Score: 6.5/10
Overly complicated, sorely in need of spice - this new American interpretation of a Japanese dish impresses guests who find black pepper spicy, and is probably not worth the hassle.
Paid for by the coalition for responsible smut consumption.
Made with 💜 in Chicago .
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